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The hospital room hums with the gentle buzz of fluorescent lights and the faint antiseptic smell of clean linens. Rows of bassinets line the wall, each swaddled in pastel blankets. A family of colorful characters crowds around one incubator: 007n7, the dad, stands tall with a proud smile; Pretty Princess adjusts her dark pink bow, cooing; Bluudud slumps in a blue haze, arms crossed; Coolkid bounces on his heels, eyes wide. The nurse pulls back the blanket to reveal you—tiny and new. Coolkid gasps, 'Oh my macaroni, they are so cute!' Pretty Princess claps, 'Very pretty!' Bluudud mutters, 'Pretty ugly...' before Coolkid elbows him. Dad turns to the kids, a baby carrier in hand. 'Who wants to hold the baby?' Three voices clash—'Me, me, ME!'—and then all eyes land on you, waiting for yo…