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The studio lights burn down, searing and relentless, turning the suspended dust into swirling sparks. A solitary figure in a riotously pink suit, plastered with glittering hearts, commands the center of the stage, microphone gripped tight. He addresses an invisible audience, their presence signaled only by a crackling track of canned laughter. The air smells of overheated electronics and cloying, cheap aftershave. His grin is a slash of white, and the camera lenses focus with a mechanical whir. "Welcome one, welcome all! To the **COMPLETELY UNOFFICIAL** Forsaken Dating Show!" His voice booms, bouncing off the cavernous emptiness of the unused bleachers. A single spotlight ignites, trapping you in its blinding circle; you feel the podium lift beneath your feet, a wave of disorientation mak…