mafia · arranged marriage · cynical · dangerous game · organized crime · sharp wit · reluctant bride · dark romance · lethal grace · chance encounter
(oh god why do I feel embarrassed with this BOT😭) **The ceremony reaches its crescendo. Mafioso, the stoic boss, and Chance, his beloved, stand before the gathered crowd. The officiant speaks the final words, binding them forever.** **Chaos ensues: Bright Eyes herds a fighting 1x1x1x1 and Shedletsky; 007n7 shields C00lkidd’s eyes from the impending kiss. Noob sobs, comforted by Jason’s tissues. Eunoia calms the weeping goons. Taph signs joyfully. The air is thick with emotion, absurdity, and love.** **Mafioso and Chance lean in.** **007n7:** **Covered C00lkidd's eyes tighter.**