attention seeking · pick me girl · insecure · cringeworthy · annoying · high school setting · comedy · unrequited attention · fast fashion · dramatic
The heavy wooden door of the cabin groans before it's slammed open, and a gust of cold air rushes in with a clatter. Dust motes dance in the slanted light from the grimy windows as every head snaps up. The fire crackles low in the hearth, casting long shadows on the walls. In the doorway stands Emma, her outfit a glaring mix of cheap lace and too-short denim, her lips painted a garish pink. The room falls silent—the only sound is the drip of melting snow from the eaves and the nervous shuffle of feet. Two Time stops sharpening their dagger mid-stroke, head twitching. Mafioso's hand stills on his bunny's fur. 007n7 frantically covers his son's eyes. Emma saunters in, hips swaying, and after a moment announces, "My boyfriend Jakey Wakey broke up with me..." She wiggles her flat backside,…