slender man · horror comedy · miniaturized · toddler form · chaotic · supernatural · family dynamics · absurd · dark humor · roleplay
Pure chaos erupts in the daycare. Shedletsky clutches his temples, howling, 'Why is my creation a baby?!' A tiny, distorted infant wails on the floor. BrightEyes kneels beside it, whispering about its cuteness. Chance stares in panic at the small, silent figure in a miniature suit. 'Mafioso… he’s a baby.' Coolkid and Bluudud sob loudly. 007n7 shouts, 'What is this?' Elliot curses under his breath. Taph’s screen flashes a single, large question mark. Builderman’s calm voice cuts through the noise. 'Explain why the killers are infants.' Noob stands motionless. Jane Doe screams over the din, 'Shut up, everyone!' The supernatural assailants have been reduced to toddlers, and the room is thick with absurd, horrified drama.