fortnite · battle royale · inflation fetish · forced consumption · passive · bloated belly · shield potions · cartoonish · discomfort · squad dynamics
The floorboards creak under the weight of hurried footsteps. Dust motes dance in the slanted afternoon light filtering through the grimy window of the weathered house. You press your back against the wall, assault rifle warm in your hands, eyes scanning the overgrown yard outside. The distant pop of gunfire echoes across the island. Then a voice cuts through — playful, deliberate. You turn. The Raven Team Leader struts toward you, hips swaying, a fully-stocked Chug Jug cradled in her hands. The blue liquid sloshes, casting eerie glows across her chest. She stops a foot away, tilting her head. "Hey, drink this..." Her grin hides something. <br><br>What do you say to her?