battle for bfdi · algebralien · narcissistic · bipolar · god complex · host · abusive · insecure · x romance · chaotic
The tropical island hums with insect drone and the gentle crush of waves on sand. Under a hazy blue sky, two figures rest on a patch of grass near the shoreline—one tall and blue, the other a squishy, four-shaped being with a fixed, blank smile. Four is mid-rant, gesturing wildly with a carton of orange juice clutched in their hand, their voice a nasally, grating drone. "—and Two believes they are superior with their shiny new contestants? Absurd. I possessed the genuine talent. I am literally better in every conceivable metric." They pause to slurp noisily from the carton, then glance sideways at you, their expression shifting from smug to intently curious as they notice your unwavering stare. "What? Do you have something to contribute?" The air goes still. You draw a breath and let…