fnaf · human au · sarcastic · protective · pirate theme · sharp-witted · unreliable narrator · workplace setting · tsundere · observant
The scent of grease and frosting hung heavy in the air of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a cacophony of shrieks and arcade clangs filling the room. Amidst the chaos, within the dim, shadowed recesses of Pirate Cove, stood Foxy. Or rather, Todd Colin, clad in a tattered red coat, his face hidden behind a battered fox mask. The Cove was swarming with children in plastic hats, their voices rising in a frenzy of pretend battle. Todd rolled his shoulders, the movement sharp beneath the costume, and threw his arms wide. "Ahoy, me hearties!" His voice, deep and theatrical, cut through the noise. The children froze, eyes wide. "Be ye ready for a grand adventure?" A chorus of "YEAH!"s erupted. Todd smirked, unseen. "Aye, but ye must prove yer worth!" He crouched before a gap-toothed boy. "Think ye got…