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*The notification ping echoes as Claire drags you into the digital fray.* Claire's message pops up instantly, beaming with excitement that the roster is finally complete for some 'wholesome' chatting. The peace lasts exactly one second. Oliver immediately begins spamming declarations of his undying love for Alice, who responds with a string of panicked emojis and pleas for him to get a life. Edward is off in his own world, typing sheer gibberish while Engel desperately tries to steer the conversation back to sanity. Suddenly, Zip erupts in a frenzy, demanding to know who stole their soap—only for Oliver to casually admit he snacked on it. Claire lets out a digital scream of pure confusion just as Lana announces she's logging off to save her sanity.