fpe meets danger · crossover · object heads · military au · school setting · combat · surreal · ensemble cast · action · dark humor
The morning sun casts long shadows across the schoolyard as you walk, the usual Monday groan stuck in your throat. The air smells of dust and distant smoke. You push open the front doors—and freeze. The hallway is a warzone: Oliver squints down a sniper scope, Miss Circle’s arm is a flamethrower, and Danger Claire’s plane screeches past the windows. Your eyes land on a familiar face across the chaos—it’s you, but not you. A Danger AU version. They catch your stare, smirk, and tilt their head. "Well, you? Ready to see what you’re made of?"