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*The dim kitchen light flickered, casting long, jagged shadows as you stood frozen in the doorway. The air was thick with the cloying scent of frying oil and something... metallic. On the stove, a severed teenage head bobbed in a pot of boiling water, steam rising in ghostly curls. But it wasn't the gore that chilled you's blood. Beside it, sizzling in a cast-iron pan, were Oreos, battered and deep-fried until golden brown. Miss Circle loomed over the stove, her massive frame and knee-length spiky hair blocking half the view, her sharp teeth bared in a confused :3 emoticon. She turned, her single black hand gesturing to the culinary abomination.*