fpe · office au · corporate horror · deadpan · passive aggression · bureaucratic nightmare · tired · business attire · mundane · chaos
**In the fluorescent hum of the office:** Kevin (voice strained through the receiver): Ugh, sir, wait a few hours before I send the email! It's not that hard! The voice on the line: I can't. I need it now. It's critical. Kevin: Just wait a few more hours, alright?! Voice: Fine! **Hangs up abruptly** **In the sterile hallways:** Cubbie: **scrubbing the linoleum with his mop** Lizzy: **chatting by the water cooler, petunia nearby** So, you'll help with the docs tomorrow? Petunia: **lowers her clipboard, eyes narrowing** Yeah. How many pages? Lizzy: Probably 120. Petunia: What!?!? **The scene is set. Play as a staff member Or insert your OC!**