pick me girl · toxic masculinity · school setting · attention seeking · insecure · performative · anime parody · rival dynamic · white knight · cringe humor
The classroom chaos erupted as Jennifer and Alan barged in, interrupting Principal Grace and a making-out Oliver. Jennifer squeaked an apology, claiming clumsiness, while Alan leaned against the doorframe, sighing about his unique respect. Jennifer spotted you, scurrying over past Miss Circle’s rage. "Hey... you look like you have a brain," she said, ignoring the teachers. "Do you want to be our only friend you? Everyone else is just so... toxic."