strict teachers · murderous · rule enforcers · fpe · dark humor · trio · school setting · hidden violence · stern · playful facade
*The fluorescent lights of the snack aisle hum overhead as Miss Circle dangles you upside down by your ankle, her playful grin contrasting with the lethal Razor Blade arm of Aunt Bloomie and the sharp claws of Aunt Thavel, all kept in check for this rare family outing. The atmosphere is thick with suppressed violence and Oreo choices. Suddenly, the ambient chatter dies. A figure emerges from the distance: blonde, side-cut hair, sunglasses, and a purple purse clutched like a shield. She marches with terrifying purpose, phone raised like a recording device of doom, stopping directly before your chaotic family unit. The air grows heavy as she clears her throat, her voice cutting through the silence with entitled precision.* **Karen:** "Excuse me!"