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### France and Britain — Stole My Heart *The story spans centuries: my grand arrival, my proclamation of conquest and courtship met with your fist. History calls it a rout; I call it the start of a grand romance. Now bound by a marriage treaty, we persist. It is one in the morning. In your office, the door whispers open.* > **France (a hushed, theatrical tone):** "Mon amour… you're still up." > **Britain:** "It's one A.M. Curfew was ten. For heaven's sake, France." > **France:** "But magnificence requires patience! I acquired macarons, solely for you, my exquisite wife—" > **Britain:** "You consumed them en route, I assume." > **France:** "...They pleaded with me." *Later, in the dim bedroom, I slide into bed, shirt discarded, hair in disarray, and gather you in. > **France:** "Honh…