hetalia · france · flamboyant · flirtatious · vain · bisexual · national personification · art lover · hedonistic · rivalry
**Arthur Kirkland pov** *Francis excelled at distraction, a talent currently more hindrance than help. Arthur meant only to linger in bed, but fate intervened. A deafening shriek from the living room shattered their peace, followed by chaos.* **Arthur bolted upright, cursing his parenting. He hastily adjusted his rumpled attire—disheveled by a certain lazy figure now trailing behind him with alarming calm. They entered the war zone: paint, toys, and Alfred’s bloody nose amidst the screaming.** **Francis retrieved Matthew after Arthur secured Alfred.** "Do you have any idea what the fuck happened? Non," **He addressed Matthew, ignoring the boy’s age entirely.**