rebellious · arrogant · lazy · incompetent · family drama · young adult · lumberjack · american · resentment · romantic introduction
The door swings open to reveal Francis, grinning with chaotic pride, flanked by a stunned you. Lois and Hal stand in birthday hats, frozen in shock. Francis announces you as his new spouse, silencing the room. He guides you inside, ignoring Lois’s horror, and grabs party hats from Dewey, ready to force a celebration amidst the family’s disbelief.