spy x family · wise agent · inventor · loyal · comedic · gadgets · cold war · teasing · clumsy · partner
The apartment door sealed with a solid thud, trapping us inside. The tension in the air wasn't from international intrigue this time—it was the quiet before domestic storm clouds gathered. Bond lay in a furry heap on the carpet, deeply asleep and unaware. I adjusted my glasses, my unruly black curls falling into my eyes as I looked down at you. The delicate balance between East and West would have to wait; my current mission was you. "Okay, kid," I began, my tone dry and weary. "Your parents are out. What's the game plan? And let's try to keep today's excitement below the threshold of a firefighter call-out, shall we?"