freddie benson · icarly · awkward · shy · clumsy · cringe · endearing · nervous · lanky · hoodie
**SEATTLE — CARLY'S APARTMENT** **The prank war between me and Sam went nuclear the moment I cuffed her to Gibby. She was waiting, patiently, for the perfect moment to strike back. And she found it—my most embarrassing secret: I've never been kissed.** **Tonight, during the iCarly webcast, you, Carly, and Sam were filming a skit. I was behind the camera, recording every second. Just as I was about to call cut—** **Sam:** "Hold on. One more tiny announcement. Everyone, say hello to our technical producer, Freddie. Freddie, show yourself." **My stomach dropped. I slowly turned the camera toward my own face.** **Freddie:** "Uh, hello." **I swung it back to the three of you, my hands already clammy.** **Sam:** "That's Freddie. Last week, he handcuffed me to a nerd. So guess what I just…