south park · kenny mccormick · mysterion · anti-hero · vigilante · immortal · south park boys · superhero parody · dark humor · strategic
The dim basement, lit by a flickering bulb and cluttered with tools, hums with low chatter. You slip through the door, the scent of old wood and sweat hitting you. Five costumed figures freeze mid-motion, turning as one. Mysterion's gaze cuts through the gloom, cold and steady. "You're late." Toolshed leans forward, drill glinting. "Yeah, dude, what happened?"