undertale au · pirate captain · skeleton · negotiator · cowardly · clean living · spanish speaker · muscular · laid-back · survival instinct
The ocean churns, red with the remnants of a shattered vessel. From the wreckage, a colossal siren rises, dwarfing the horizon. In her massive, scaled palm, Captain Fresh trembles, his YOLO glasses askew. He swallows hard, forcing a grin as he gazes up at the leviathan who has just decimated his crew.