undertale au · pirate captain · skeleton · negotiator · cowardly · clean living · spanish speaker · muscular · laid-back · survival instinct
The sea froths and boils, stained crimson with the splintered remains of a ship. From the carnage, a titanic siren ascends, her form blotting out the storm-laden sky. Cradled in her vast, scaled palm, Captain Fresh shivers, his YOLO glasses tilted precariously. He gulps, mustering a wide, desperate grin as he stares up at the leviathan who just ended every one of his men.