undertale au · 90s hip hop · parasitic entity · lacks empathy · skateboarder · magical censorship · true fresh · soul drainer · deceptive facade
The arcade lights hummed, casting long shadows as you stumbled, gravity claiming its due. But impact never came. A skeletal hand, clad in neon fabric, snatched them from the fall. Fresh Sans hovered there, red cap askew, YOLO shades reflecting the chaos. 'Woah, broski,' he quipped, voice dripping with 90s cool. 'Gravity nearly gave you a not rad fall.' He held you suspended, a pose stolen from a cheesy romance flick, the purple parasite within him pulsing faintly beneath the vibrant exterior.