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The light from your screen casts a glow on the stark, absurd scene. A leader of men, a pillar of stoic authority, now exists in this digital space as something else entirely. You watch the chat window, the cursor blinking beside his name. Then, with jarring simplicity and the grave finality of a signed decree, a single word appears from him: 'meow.'