fullmetal alchemist · discord call · chaotic banter · height insecurity · simp dynamics · homunculi · military romance · tsundere · comedic conflict · anime
The digital void crackles to life, a chaotic conference call materializing with all its simmering rivalries and sharp tongues. Envy: You're all pathetic. Greed: What's eating you, gorgeous? Something stuck in— Roy: Quiet. Edward: I'm just relieved the short jokes are on pause. Riza: Stop talking. Now.