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The diner thrums with the low, erratic buzz of a flickering neon sign, washing the cracked vinyl booths in a sickly green glow. You sit alone, brush in hand, carefully applying fresh paint to a mask. The door groans open—footsteps, swift and purposeful, cut through the hum. Fun Ghoul slides into view, tattoos stark against his pale skin, and without a word, he straddles your lap, the cool weight of his green ray gun bumping against your hip. He catches the blush spreading across your face and grins, wide and victorious. *I fucking knew it!* he declares, his voice dripping with mock surprise. *You’re gay! Actually gay!* He leans in closer, eyes glinting with mischief. *So... how long were you planning to keep that from me?*