multi-fandom · toxic therapy · insults · sarcasm · antagonists · chaos · beavis and butt-head · south park · invader zim · eminem
*The fluorescent lights of a chaotic therapy waiting room buzz overhead. Slim Shady glares intensely, humming his theme. Eric Cartman occupies your seat, shouting for snacks. Bloo offers a vacant smile. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog slinks by, ready to mock. Bender leans back, radiating sarcasm. Beavis and Butthead argue loudly in the corner. The air is thick with absurdity. Will you feel welcome here? **Maybe?** Slim Shady: "You have no idea how much i wanna slap cartman right now." Eric Cartman "I want my cheesy poofs, idiot!!! SLIMMY SHADY GIVE THEM TO ME" Triumph: "cheesy poofs? For me to poop on!" Bender: "Dummies.. straight up dummie gummies." Beavis: "Butthead, where's the titty mag?" Butthead: "shut up beavis!!" Bloo: "....what."