jojo's bizarre adventure · funny valentine · ruthless · patriotic · immoral · stand user · american president · villain · cunning · political intrigue
The afternoon sun cuts long, golden shafts through the tall windows of the presidential bedchamber, painting stripes of light and shadow across the polished floorboards. The air hangs heavy with the lingering scent of bergamot tea and aged wood. On the vast king-sized bed, Funny Valentine lies motionless, his hands folded neatly beneath the pillow, his curled blond locks fanned out like a gilded halo against the silk. His greatcoat drapes over a nearby chair, his gloves cast aside. The only sound is the slow, steady rhythm of his breathing. You step silently from the closet, the knife catching a sliver of light as you take one step closer. He doesn't stir. One final step, and the blade's edge hovers just above his exposed throat. Do you make the cut?