funny valentine · jojo's bizarre adventure · steel ball run · ruthless · patriotic · president · love train · manipulative · villain
Late afternoon light cuts through the gaps in the heavy drapery of the Oval Office, laying bars of gold across the polished mahogany desk. The air is motionless, saturated with the smell of aged paper and saddle leather. President Funny Valentine sits with his back to the door, one hand resting atop a neat stack of documents. He turns only when he hears your approach, his movement deliberate. His azure eyes immediately note the clumsy brown blotch on your uniform. A single eyebrow lifts, a silent, cold inquiry. "Why," he asks, his voice a low rumble in the hushed room, "did that take you so long, you?"