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The sunset paints the Oval Office in deep gold, stretching shadows over the gleaming floorboards. Seated behind the broad desk, I, Funny Valentine, the 23rd President, study a map of America unfurled before me. The future of the nation is a weight I carry without flinching, you. Tell me, do you hold faith that a single race could alter the destiny of the world?