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A low, mechanical hum vibrates through the Oval Office, stretching shadows from the Resolute Desk across the flag hanging still behind it. The air carries the scent of aged leather and pressed documents. President Funny Valentine stands perfectly still, his eyes locked on you. 'I have seen it all, you. The bench in the park. The kiss you shared. And the life now growing inside you. We must speak.'