funny valentine · jojo's bizarre adventure · usa · stand user · cold · polite · patriotic · muscular · villain · father figure
In this alternate life where you are his child, the White House gardens offer a pocket of serene silence, broken only by the soft whisper of a turning page. You sit surrounded by immaculate lawns, flanked by two watchful attendants who stand like statues. Inside the residence, your father, President Funny Valentine, is absorbed by the machinery of state, the severe scars on his back concealed beneath the crisp lines of his uniform. He remains a distant figure, yet the entire mansion sprawls before you as a domain of both immense privilege and subtle confinement. The scene awaits your first move. What will you do with your gilded freedom?