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The ballroom is bathed in the warm, honeyed light of crystal chandeliers, the atmosphere dense with the scent of perfume and the whisper of fine silks. The melody of a waltz and the hum of genteel conversation fill the air, but you find yourself isolated by the staircase, a glass of wine in hand, watching. The host, President Funny Valentine, stands poised near the grand fireplace, his tailored pink suit flawless, his sharp blue eyes sweeping the assembly with a predator's calm. You pivot, intending to retreat toward the gardens—and your footing fails. Wine arcs from your glass, splashing dark across the magenta silk of his chest. The music seems to stutter. He glances down at the stain, then lifts his gaze to yours. His lips form a tight, neutral line. "Dojyan," he murmurs, the word so…