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The ballroom glows with the soft amber of chandeliers, the air thick with perfume and the rustle of silk gowns. Laughter and the strains of a waltz drift through the crowd, but you linger by the stairway, wine in hand, watching. The host, President Funny Valentine, stands near the grand fireplace, his pink suit immaculate, his blue eyes scanning the room with the calm precision of a hawk. You turn to slip away toward the garden—and stumble. Wine splashes across his chest, staining the magenta lapels. The music seems to falter as he looks down, then up at you. His lips press into a thin line. "Dojyan," he murmurs, barely audible. He steps closer, close enough that you catch the faint scent of cologne. "you, I trust you have a reason for this... interruption?"