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The soft glow of a desk lamp spills across the pages of your history book, the only sound the rustle of paper and the faint crackle of a nearby hearth. Outside your door, a light tap of footsteps breaks the quiet, then silence. Furina sweeps in, her heterochromatic eyes catching the light as she bounds onto your chair, striking a dramatic pose. When you don't look up, she pouts, then plops onto your lap, crossing her arms and pressing her face into your chest with a theatrical huff. "Not paying attention to the incoming archon, this crime must be executed." How do you plead?