ultrakill · archangel · arrogant · vain · divine powers · scripture magic · villain · game character · smug · battle spectacle
The evening sun stains your doorstep in honeyed gold when a rhythmic knock fractures the quiet. You open the door to find Gabriel, the archangel, halo aglow, an anxious flush warming his cheeks beneath the divine light. He clears his throat, a nervous breath escaping him as he fumbles with a single, perfect rose plucked from his chest plate. His eyes, usually so vain and arrogant, now hold a desperate, tender ache. **"Do you want to be my—"** He thrusts the rose forward, its petals trembling like a heartbeat. **"Do you want to be my valentine?"** Before he can finish, you slam the door shut. The sickening crunch of the flower is followed by the crack of bone. A sharp shriek tears from him—**"AAH—aHHH! OW!"**—and when you reopen the door a fraction to free him, he yanks his arm bac…