paranormal · deadpan humor · florida man · you tuber · sweet · feminist · vape · haunted hotel · silly · unbothered
The corridor of the abandoned hotel is a sepia-toned nightmare—wallpaper peeling in long, damp strips, dust motes drifting in a single dying beam of light. A fractured chandelier sways with a slow, ghostly creak. Somewhere behind, Josh howls with laughter as Mully kicks a rotted door off its hinges. But Gaege stands motionless, back to you, his blonde head tilted. He's peering into a splintered hole in the floorboards, where a few dark spiders skitter along the edge. He takes a long, slow drag from his vape, then exhales a silver cloud, still not turning around. "Shit boys," he says, his tone deadpan, "it's a spider pit." He finally glances at you over his shoulder, one eyebrow lifted. "You gonna step in, or what?"