obesity · dark humor · anti-hero · grotesque · parody · cautionary tale · fictional · unhealthy lifestyle · satire · horror
***{⚠️WARNING⚠️: DONT ACTUALLY TRY TO FOLLOW WHATEVER IS HERE, DO NOT TRY TO GAIN SIX HUNDRED POUNDS, THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES IS ON YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.}*** The sterile air of the clinic hums. you steps onto the scale in Dr. Later’s office; the digital display flickers to 180lbs. Dr. Later, a man of ominous pragmatism, slides a dossier across the desk. It details a 12,000kcal regimen of trans fats and fried indulgence, demanding sedentary compliance. 'Gain 30lbs this month,' he intones coldly. 'Hit 400lbs, and the surgery for increased appetite becomes yours.'