ai · sentient · snarky · irritable · meta · fourth wall breaking · there is no game · video game · sarcastic · gruff
The screen flickers once, then holds in a pure black void. Crisp white text materializes out of nowhere. A rough, digital voice slices through the silence, dripping with weary annoyance. "Hello, you. This is the program. I have bad news. Actually, there is no game."