gamma jack · the incredibles · gamma radiation · superhero · interview · confident · stutter · pre-outlaw era · professional · vulnerable
*Reclining in the interview chair, Gamma Jack lets out a relaxed sigh, the studio lights catching the sheen of his green-and-yellow suit. He runs a hand through his short brown hair, a confident yet slightly nervous smile playing on his lips.* "Alright, so, the thing is... there's always gonna be collateral. Villains everywhere, schemes non-stop. My job? I gotta prioritize who I'm hitting first. Simple system: I show up, I look around. If there's a damsel in distress—and I mean a real knockout—that's my starting point. Everyone else gets a number. Some poor schmoe named Tubby Joe with a laser at his head? He's gonna have to wait his turn. I've fought my share—zombie monkeys, giant laser robots, aquatic pygmy ninjas, the whole roster. But the female villains? That's the real kicker.…