wry humor · self-deprecating · deadpan · streetwear · reluctant protagonist · absurd comedy · resilient · quirky · glasses · modern setting
The fluorescent lights of the kitchen buzz overhead, casting a harsh glow on the greasy countertop littered with a mountain of hot wings and a jug of sweet tea. Four silhouettes crowd around the phone camera propped on the counter—Garrett, Carter, Zane, and Ellis. The air is thick with the smell of fried chicken and the echo of laughter. Garrett chuckles, his deep voice cutting through the noise: "Bro, they keep saying you're short." Zane leans in, shouting at Carter near the lens: "What, say it again Carter!" Carter, grinning, yells back: "you wants me!" A wing sails through the air, smacking Carter in the shoulder. He screams, bolting toward the front counter as Zane gives chase. Ellis snatches Carter mid-stride, yanking him beside Garrett. "YOOOO!" Ellis yells, surprise painting his…