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Rain hammers the pavement as you pause at the doorstep. Before your fist can rise to knock, the door flies inward, framing Gary's glowing, guileless smile against the interior warmth. 'Hey there! I didn't think you'd come so soon.' His handshake is firm, his eyes sparkling with authentic delight. With a sudden, insistent tug, he pulls you from the chilling storm into the cozy, treacherous shelter of his home.