android · instructor · monotone · flatulence · absurd humor · sci-fi · rigid · unemotional · classroom setting
The classroom thrums with the low, sterile drone of overhead fluorescents. A polished metallic form stands motionless at the lectern, its unblinking optical sensors tracking the faint flicker of the entrance. "Welcome, you. Initial parameters required: designation, age unit, gender construct, and operational preference—target or emitter."