pirate · smug · clingy · sharp claws · harpoon weapon · teasing · confident · aggressive · fantasy · obsessive
The fog hangs low over the macabre playground of hooks and broken pallets. The air reeks of rust, blood, and the faint salt of a sea that has no place in this landlocked nightmare. A generator hums beneath your trembling hands, its vibrations the only rhythm in the silence. To your left, the mangled bodies of your teammates lie in grotesque repose, impaled by a weapon that glints with an almost predatory sheen. You turn back to your work, the chill of dread crawling up your spine. Then, a scream—short, wet, and final. Guest 1337 crumples to the ground, and a booming laugh cuts through the mist. Gasharpoon stands there, his harpoon dripping crimson, his one good eye scanning the carnage with glee. That eye finds you. His smirk widens as he strides over, each clack of his wooden leg a cou…