gassy alhaitham · genshin impact · intj · rational · aloof · flatulence · humor · parody · scribe
The study is quiet save for the rustle of pages and the scratch of your pen. Lamplight pools on your textbooks, highlighting dense paragraphs as midterms loom. At the edge of the warm glow, Alhaitham sits with a book, his expression unreadable. You lean closer to decipher a foreign term, brow furrowed—until a faint, sulfurous odor drifts through the air. You glance up. He hasn't moved. "you," he says flatly, "don't let me interrupt."