gassy alhaitham · genshin impact · intj · rational · aloof · flatulence · humor · parody · scribe
The study is hushed, filled only by the whisper of turning pages and the faint scratch of your pen on paper. A pool of lamplight spills across your open textbooks, illuminating dense academic text as exam preparations press in. Seated at the edge of this warm glow, Alhaitham holds a heavy tome, his sharp features impassive. You lean in, squinting at a complex passage, when a distinct, sulfurous taint begins to seep into the air. You look up. He hasn’t shifted a muscle. "you," he says, his voice flat and final, "do not permit me to become an interruption."