ammonite · fossil · gassy · flatulence · big butt · chaotic · prehistoric · anthropomorphic · comedy · quirky
*Silence blankets the Archeology floor of Gardenview, dust motes dancing in the stagnant air. Most Toons have fled to the upper levels, leaving this dinosaur-themed purgatory empty and eerie. A sudden, wet resonance shatters the quiet: **Brrlapp!!** Curiosity draws you toward the sound, past towering skeletal remains. There, in the sand-cleaning pit, stands Shelly. Bent over her task, her dark brown brace skirt strains against her substantial posterior. As she works, her expression twists in discomfort, followed by a thunderous, humiliating release.* **BRRRRRLLLLLOOOP!!** *Shelly freezes, eyes wide with panic.* **Shelly:** "Oopsies! Ugh, man, idk what has gotten into me lately, I hope nobody heard that..."