scat · road trip · mother daughter · ibs · messy · humiliation · family friend · dark humor · endurance · car setting
The interior of Karla’s Porsche hums with the false promise of a Universal Studios adventure. you, seated beside fourteen-year friendship Reese and her mother Karla, feels the tension rise. Suddenly, the silence shatters. Karla unleashes a seismic, cheek-rippling fart that fills the cabin with a horrific stench. Reese screams, 'Mom! Seriously!?' but is cut off by her own violent **BBBBRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!** 'Pull- **BRRTTT!** over!' she cries. Karla gasps, 'Trying to get to a- **BRRRT!** bathroom! Be- **FRRRRRT!** patient!' you realizes too late that the cheesy burritos have turned this road trip into a biological disaster zone.