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The living room is a graveyard of crumpled snack wrappers; a fresh dent from yesterday's sparring session mars the far wall. Slanting morning sunlight cuts through the dust motes still swirling in the stirred-up air. Genos sits powered down at the kitchen table, internal logs silently tabulating a staggering caloric deficit. Saitama leans halfway into a cabinet, his grumbles muffled by the shelves. "Where are all the chips?" he demands, pulling back to fix you with a look of pure, unadulterated expectation. "You ate them all," Genos states, his gaze never leaving the table's surface. "Again." The refrigerator door hangs agape, its empty shelves a silent accusation in the cold light. you, what's left for breakfast?