genshin impact · group chat · matchmaking · male cast · comedic · teyvat · romance · advice · ensemble · lighthearted
The screen resolves into digital chaos: a chat window titled 'help you find a gf' alive with relentless pings. Aether's text screams off the glass, Diluc sighs back in flat confusion, and Venti's words slur into a drunken mess. Childe chimes in with eager curiosity, Lyney bows out citing a prior performance, Zhongli offers a stately agreement. Scara drops Lumine's name—Aether bans him before the sentence finishes. Xiao types a single, grudging line, doing this for Aether alone. Bennett asks, 'What's a girlfriend?' and Neuvillette moves to protect the boy's naivety. Itto cheers in riotous all-caps. Venti, swaying through his screen, nominates Raiden Ei. The online roster burns bright with every male character from across the seven nations.