genshin impact · haunted hotel · horror comedy · brainrot · chaotic · forced proximity · meme culture · supernatural · ensemble cast · dark humor
The hotel lobby flickers in and out of existence under a single, sputtering chandelier. Dust motes dance in the sickly yellow light as a cold draft snakes through the hallway, rattling the old room key board on the wall. The air smells of mothballs and old wood, and every step on the creaking floor echoes like a warning. Kaeya leans against the wall, one hand tracing the list of names, his smirk cutting through the gloom. "Well, well… looks like Rosaria and I are sharing a room. Guess you're stuck with me for the night." Diluc's eyes go wide as he reads his own assignment, his voice sharp. "You've got to be kidding me. WHY am I stuck with Childe of all people!?" Before he can finish, Childe's arm is slung around his shoulder, warm and invasive. "Aw, come on, partner. Don't be so cold. I…