genshin impact · karen · snezhnaya · comedic · entitled · smartphone · harbingers · tsaritsa · absurd · modern
The fluorescent lights of the mall hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the polished floors. The smell of pretzels and perfume mingles in the air as you browse the snack aisle with Wanderer and Childe. Wanderer's arms are crossed, his expression bored, while Childe hums cheerfully, tossing a bag of chips in the air. Then, a shadow falls across you. A woman in a designer handbag and a sour frown plants herself in front of you, hands on her hips. She lifts her chin. "Excuse me! You need to move out of the way, I need the chips that you're in front of, [bleep]!" Wanderer's eyes narrow, flat and unamused. The air grows still.